SCOTS have been left in stitches after a flat with “blood” on the lounge flooring was made to sound like “Downtown New York” by property brokers.

The 2-bed property in Garthamlock, Glasgow is predicated in a block of flats, with the trail resulting in the entrance entrance flanked by two bushy bushes.

Inside, the hallway is painted a darkish gray, which runs the size of the hall, with shiny wood floors main the potential patrons into an unfinished lounge.

The partitions seem smudged as a ladder is propped in opposition to a again wall, implying that there’s nonetheless room for extra paint.

A big window sits to the suitable of the picture, revealing loads of pure daylight to the leisure room.

Double doorways then result in the small kitchen with a simplistic design of white partitions and picket counters matching completely with the white home equipment.

Additional smudges could be seen within the again partitions of the kitchen earlier than house-browsers are led to the primary bed room.

The bed room’s white carpet seems to be marked with a questionable purple stain, which can draw the customer’s consideration from different redeeming components akin to its trendy wallpaper and walk-in wardrobe.

Regardless of its quite unremarkable exterior, and run-of-the-mill inside, property brokers Harbor Property marketed the house as “a world of latest class.

Laying it on thick, the property’s full description reads: “Step right into a world of latest class with this distinctive two-bedroom high flooring flat, nestled within the coronary heart of the sought-after Garthamlock neighbourhood.

“The spacious lounge is a haven of leisure, boasting ample area to your way of life wants.

“The laminate flooring provides a contact of sophistication, completely complemented by a big window that fills the room with pure mild, making a welcoming ambiance that’s actually unparalleled.

“For the culinary fanatic, the well-appointed kitchen is a masterpiece in design and performance.

“Each bedrooms are generously sized, making certain a serene haven for relaxation and rejuvenation. Bed room one delights with plush carpeting, including an additional layer of consolation to your personal retreat.

“In the meantime, bed room two boasts laminate flooring, providing a modern and classy area that may simply adapt to your altering wants.

“The totally tiled lavatory is a sanctuary of luxurious, that includes a pristine white three-piece suite and an electrical bathe.

“Exterior, a communal backyard beckons, offering a tranquil area for leisurely strolls or vibrant gatherings with family and friends.

“Embracing the spirit of contemporary city residing, this high flooring flat additionally enjoys wonderful motorway hyperlinks, making your each day commute a breeze and opening the door to infinite exploration and journey.

“Don’t miss the chance to make this beautiful two-bedroom flat in Garthamlock your new dwelling.”

The flat was listed on the market at gives over £65,000 earlier this month however has seemingly already discovered a purchaser, being listed as bought, topic to circumstances, on Wednesday.

One Scots house-hunter took discover of the over-the-top description, sharing the flat to social media yesterday, writing: “Am f***ing howling at this description of a gaff in Easterhouse, man (sic).

“They’re making an attempt to make it sound lit [sic] Downtown New York.”

The publish acquired over 1,775 likes and lots of of feedback from many Scots left in stitches on the description, and the “blood” on the bed room flooring.

One individual wrote: “Time limit the twenty third, as if somebody’s gonna put a suggestion in with blood on the bed room flooring.”

One other quipped: “Any person’s been stabbed within the spacious lounge.”

A 3rd joked: “Seems to be like somebody’s been dragged alongside the inviting entrance hallway.”

A fourth added: “Simply step over the luxurious neighbourhood welcome get together which might be handed out within the shut of the constructing.”

Harbor Property Managing Director, Mr Jason Gillan, commented: “We hate to burst the bubble of native creativeness however, opposite to common opinion, I can verify that any unedited images reveal solely spilled pink blusher on mentioned carpets and nothing extra sinister.

“Regardless of the media hype surrounding our outlandish feedback, Harbor have managed to agree a suggestion for this property significantly above dwelling report worth and our consumer is delighted. Thanks to all our followers!”